Peter De Vries quotes

Life is a zoo in a jungle. (Peter De Vries)
There are times when parenthood seems nothing more than feeding the hand that bites you.
Peter De Vries
Confession is good for the soul only in the sense that a tweed coat is good for dandruff - it is a palliative rather than a remedy.
Peter De Vries
The value of marriage is not that adults produce children but that children produce adults.
Peter De Vries
The rich aren't like us, they pay less taxes.
Peter De Vries
Celibacy is the worst form of self-abuse.
Peter De Vries
The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds - they mature slowly.
Peter De Vries
Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
Peter De Vries
Everybody hates me because I'm so universally liked.
Peter De Vries
I love being a writer. What I can't stand is the paperwork.
Peter De Vries
It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us. (Peter De Vries)
Murals in restaurants are on a par with the food in museums.
Peter De Vries
My father hated radio and could not wait for television to be invented so he could hate that too.
Peter De Vries
When I can no longer bear to think of the victims of broken homes, I begin to think of the victims of intact ones.
Peter De Vries
I write when I'm inspired, and I see to it that I'm inspired at nine o'clock every morning.
Peter De Vries
Gluttony is an emotional escape, a sign something is eating us.
Peter De Vries
I was thinking that we all learn by experience, but some of us have to go to summer school.
Peter De Vries
I wanted to be bored to death, as good a way to go as any.
Peter De Vries
We are not primarily put on this earth to see through one another, but to see one another through.
Peter De Vries
The difficulty with marriage is that we fall in love with a personality, but must live with a character.
Peter De Vries
The universe is like a safe to which there is a combination. But the combination is locked up in the safe. (Peter De Vries)
Words fashioned with somewhat over precise diction are like shapes turned out by a cookie cutter.
Peter De Vries
Let us hope, that a kind Providence will put a speedy end to the acts of God under which we have been laboring.
Peter De Vries
We must love one another, yes, yes, that's all true enough, but nothing says we have to like each other.
Peter De Vries
The tuba is certainly the most intestinal of instruments, the very lower bowel of music.
Peter De Vries