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P. J. O'Rourke quotes - page 15
Neither liberal nor conservative politicians can resist the temptation to stand as mighty sequoias of rectitude amid the lowly underbrush of fundraising.
P. J. O'Rourke
There is no horizon in Toledo. There are too many trees.
P. J. O'Rourke
The Afghans themselves say that if you put two Afghans in a room, you get three factions.
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Demolishing pretensions, especially worthy ones, is a hallmark of the baby boom.
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The most futuristic aspect of the House of the Future was that it was made almost entirely of plastic.
P. J. O'Rourke
I come from Toledo, Ohio, a town that has been hurt badly by the shift of the automobile business towards Japan. And yet I remember how the car workers lived in the neighborhood that I grew up in. My father was a car salesman, and I remember how we lived. I remember how modestly we lived.
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Something is worth what somebody will pay for it. Nothing else, nothing more, nothing less.
P. J. O'Rourke
The young are adept at learning, but even more adept at avoiding it.
P. J. O'Rourke
We did not become libertarians because we are altruists.
P. J. O'Rourke
Like it or not, I've come to appreciate soccer. Any kid can play, which fits with the inclusive agenda of progressive schools. Although the corollary to 'any kid can play' is that every kid must play because there is an iron grip to the warm hug of progressive inclusionism.
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There are two factors in American politics that may seem strange to Europeans: race and religion.
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In Henry Adams, I discovered not only the prototype of the modern thinker but also someone who is more interesting: a viper-toothed, puling, supercilious crank, thwarted in ambition, aging gracelessly, mad at the cosmos, and ashamed of his own jejune ideals. He is nevertheless very dear to me.
P. J. O'Rourke
One of the few benefits of being a journalist is that you're not in the Army.
P. J. O'Rourke
The problem in Afghanistan is really not so much land as water. It's a dry country with ample amounts of water running through it, but not to good enough effect.
P. J. O'Rourke
Southern California is a nice place, if you could cut out the show-business cancer. It just keeps spreading.
P. J. O'Rourke
America is not doctrinaire. It's hard for an American politician to come up with an ideological position that is permanently unforgivable.
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People love to be told what they know already.
P. J. O'Rourke
My life would have gone along perfectly well, politically speaking, if it hadn't been for girls.
P. J. O'Rourke
One of the annoying things about believing in free will and individual responsibility is the difficulty of finding somebody to blame your problems on. And when you do find somebody, it's remarkable how often his picture turns up on your driver's license.
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Liberalism is just Communism sold by the drink.
P. J. O'Rourke
The idea of capitalism is not just success but also the failure that allows success to happen.
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With Epcot Center, the Disney corporation has accomplished something I didn't think possible in today's world. They have created a land of make-believe that's worse than regular life.
P. J. O'Rourke
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