Mindy Kaling quotes - page 2

Why didn't you talk about whether women are funny or not? I just felt that by commenting on that in any real way, it would be tacit approval of it as a legitimate debate, which it isn't. (Mindy Kaling)
In psychology (okay, Twilight) they teach you about the notion of imprinting, and I think it applies here. I reverse-imprinted with athleticism. Ours is the great non-love story of my life. View quote
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That's the one nice thing about being a dork about men: you can sometimes play it off as restrained and classy. View quote
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I think sometimes people think cheerful is a synonym for dumb, so no one is ever cheerful. View quote
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Albums that remind me of my childhood happiness make me incredibly sad now. View quote
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I guess nothing puts a damper on a one-night stand as much as your friend pointing out all the opportunities where you might have been killed. View quote
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Also, chubby people can never truly pull off ethereal the same way skinny people can never be jolly. View quote
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You might also see that some of my playlists are simply two songs on repeat fifteen times, like I'm a psycho getting pumped up to murder the president. View quote
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I initially thought you were ugly, but then you walked closer to me and I realized you were pretty. View quote
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I really think guys only need two pairs of shoes. A nice pair of black shoes and a pair of Chuck Taylors. View quote
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Future hipsters will love me ironically. (Mindy Kaling)
There is no sunrise so beautiful that it is worth waking me up to see it. View quote
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One friend with whom you have a lot in common is better than three with whom you struggle to find things to talk about. View quote
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You should know I disagree with a lot of traditional advice. For instance, they say the best revenge is living well. I say it's acid in the face-who will love them now? View quote
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Sometimes you just have to put on lip gloss and pretend to be psyched. View quote
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In my mind, the sexiest thing in the world is the feeling that you're wanted. View quote
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I say if you love something, set it in a small cage and pester and smother it with love until it either loves you back or dies. View quote
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As my mom has said, when one person is unhappy, it usually means two people are unhappy but that one has not come to terms with it yet. View quote
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If I'm at a party where I'm not enjoying myself, I will put some cookies in my jacket pocket and leave without saying good-bye. View quote
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Nothing gives you confidence like being a member of a small, weirdly specific, hard-to-find demographic. View quote
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Everyone has a moment when they discover they love Amy Poehler. (Mindy Kaling)
There Has Ceased to Be a Difference Between My Awake Clothes and My Asleep Clothes. View quote
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This book will take you two days to read. Did you even see the cover? It's mostly pink. If you're reading this book every night for months, something is not right. View quote
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Another old saying is that revenge is a dish best served cold. But it feels best served piping hot, straight out of the oven of outrage. My opinion? Take care of revenge right away. View quote
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I'm not married, I frequently use my debit card to buy things that cost less than three dollars, and my bedroom is so untidy it looks like vandals ransacked the Anthropologie sale section. I'm kind of a mess. View quote
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