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I think when men hear that women want a commitment, they think it means commitment to a romantic relationship, but that's not it. It's a commitment to not floating around anywhere. I want a guy who is entrenched in his own life. (Mindy Kaling)
I simply regard romantic comedies as a subgenre of sci-fi, in which the world created therein has different rules than my regular human world. View quote
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Comedy writers have the most fragile egos. View quote
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I just have my characters say my controversial opinions and then hide behind them. View quote
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My relationship with my mom is really the single most profound relationship that I've ever had in my life. View quote
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All women love Colin Firth: Mr. Darcy, Mark Darcy, George VI-at this point he could play the Craigslist Killer and people would be like, 'Oh my God, the Craigslist Killer has the most boyish smile! View quote
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It'd be great to be so famous that if I murder someone, I will never, ever, ever serve any jail time, even if it's totally obvious to everyone that I did it. View quote
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There are many teenage vampire books you could have purchased instead. I'm grateful you made this choice. View quote
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If I gave my mother a knitted scarf she'd be worried I was wasting my time doing stupid stuff like knitting instead of school work. Presenting a homemade knitted object to my parents was actually like handing them a detailed backlog of my idleness. View quote
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I didn't completely forget how to be nice or feminine because I have a career. View quote
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That's what she said. (Mindy Kaling)
It makes me cry because it means that fewer and fewer people are believing it's cool to want what I want, which is to be married and have kids and love each other in a monogamous, long-lasting relationship. View quote
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Almost every college playwright or sketch or improv comedian was sort of aware of Christopher Durang - even kids in high school. His short plays were so accessible to younger people and I think that was inspirational to me. View quote
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I just want ambitious teenagers to know it is totally fine to be quite, observant kids. Besides being a delight to your parents, you will find you have plenty of time later to catch up. View quote
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The chorus of "Jack and Diane” is: Oh yeah, life goes on, long after the thrill of living is gone. Are you kidding me? The thrill of living was high school? Come on, Mr. Cougar Mellencamp. Get a life. View quote
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Writing, at its heart, is a solitary pursuit, designed to make people depressoids, drug addicts, misanthropes, and antisocial weirdos. View quote
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So I'm into men now, even though they can be frightening. I want a schedule-keeping, waking-up-early, wallet-carrying, non-Velcro-shoe-wearing man. View quote
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When smart people are nice, it's always terrifying, because I know they're taking in everything and thinking all kinds of smart and potentially judgmental things. View quote
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Always Wear Flats and Have Your Friends Sleep Over: A Step-by-Step How-To Guide for Avoiding Getting Murdered. View quote
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Maybe the point is that any marriage is work, but you may as well pick work that you like. View quote
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Even in my revenge fantasy where all I do is exercise, I can still do only twenty-five pull-ups. Pull-ups are tough, no joke. (Mindy Kaling)
I would rather have someone read my diary than look at my iPod playlists. View quote
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A remarkable thing about me is that the time that elapses between a sad thought and a flood of tears is three or four seconds. View quote
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If it weren't for my imagination, I would weigh ten thousand pounds. This is because the only way I am able to exercise anymore is through a long and vivid revenge fantasy. View quote
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Listen, my body is attracted to your body but when you speak it makes my brain angry. View quote
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