Matt Groening quotes

Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and answer to, all of life's problems. (Matt Groening)
Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come. View quote
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Well, most grown-ups forget what it was like to be a kid. I vowed that I would never forget. View quote
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Living creatively is really important to maintain throughout your life. And living creatively doesn't mean only artistic creativity, although that's part of it. It means being yourself, not just complying with the wishes of other people. View quote
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You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try.' Homer Simpson. View quote
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Donuts. Is there anything they can't do? View quote
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I can't believe it! Reading and writing actually paid off! View quote
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I'll keep it short and sweet - Family. Religion. Friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. View quote
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Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals... except the weasel. View quote
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I'm presently incarcerated. Convicted of a crime I didn't even commit. Hah Attempted murder Now honestly, what is that Do they give a Nobel prize for attempted chemistry Do they. View quote
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I promise I'll do anything for you, especialy if it's easy. Homer Simpson. (Matt Groening)
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. View quote
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English? Who needs that? I'm never going to England. View quote
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Of course I've gone mad with power! Have you ever tried going mad without power? It's boring and no one listens to you! - Russ Cargill. View quote
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Solitude never hurt anyone. Emily Dickinson lived alone, and she wrote some of the most beautiful poetry the world has ever known... then went crazy as a loon." Lisa Simpson. View quote
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There's always room out there for the hand-drawn image. I personally like the imperfection of hand drawing as opposed to the slick look of computer animation. But you can do good stuff either way. The Pixar movies are amazing in what they do, but there's plenty of independent animators who are doing really amazing things as well. View quote
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'The Simpsons' basically - and 'Futurama' - are really smart shows. They're kind of disguised as these goofy animated sitcoms, but the references within the shows, if you're paying attention, are pretty smart and pretty sophisticated. View quote
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I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman. Homer Simpson. View quote
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You toyed with my heart, like it was a toy heart. (Lisa Simpson) View quote
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I know all those words, but that sentence makes no sense to me. View quote
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The entire world of grown-ups is corrupt and stupid. (Matt Groening)
I plead alignment to the flakes of the untitled snakes of a merry cow and to the republicrats for which they scam: one nacho, underpants with licorice and jugs of wine for owls. View quote
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The writers led by Mike Scully are fantastic. And they're creating original stories that not only don't repeat what we've already done, they also don't repeat anything I've seen on television. View quote
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God often gives nuts to toothless people. View quote
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Families are about love overcoming emotional torture. View quote
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