Wesley Willis quotes

Rock music pays off. Rock music takes me on a joyride. Rock music keeps me off the hell city bus. Rock music will always look out for me. But I will not let my torture profanity demon shoot it down. (Wesley Willis)
Here's what I'm going to have to say to all of you. If some of you have demons in your head who talk to you in profanity or whatever, don't let your demon shoot down your rock music, don't let your demon keep you off the joy bus. So like I say, Rock music pays off. View quote
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From now on, I'm staying away from fatty foods, by eating healthy foods, and going on a strict diet. View quote
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"Christmas is Jesus Christ's birthday! / That's what it is all about in the mix!" - Merry Christmas. View quote
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Do something about your long filthy hair / It looks like a rat's nest. View quote
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McDonald's is a place to rock / It is a restaurant where they buy food to eat / It is a good place to listen to the music / People flock here to get down to the rock music. View quote
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When the police pulled up, I was doomed / I was arrested for possession of a controlled substance / I was taken to the metal clink / I was nothing but a loser. View quote
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My demons talk to me in profanity. They think I'm a jerk. A bum. And an asshole. I just say they're a jerk, they're a bum, they're an asshole. They're no good. They better leave me alone and get off my case. View quote
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"It's the end of World War I / It's the end of World War II!" - It's the End of the Western. View quote
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Schizophrenia demons live in my head. View quote
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Quit shouting those rerun songs at me. (Wesley Willis)
"Rock over London. Rock on Chicago." - Repeated at the end of most songs. View quote
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"Stop shooting old ladies." - Stop the Violence. View quote
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My mother smokes that crack like a cigar / She had a good time at it / She jacks my brother for dope money / She does this by threatening him with a Smith and Wesson. View quote
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"The bandit wore a werewolf mask" - Attempted Armed Robbery. View quote
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"Dale Dunkey shot my house up / He shot it up to get rid of the termites / He then shot at me with his BB gun" - The Termites Ate My House Up. View quote
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You are my favorite movie star / You are my big buddy / You are a low-down rotten man / You are crazy like a roll lizard. View quote
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Before I got fat, I was slim / That was this time when I was eating McDonalds. View quote
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"At 11:00 PM, the police came to my mother's house to eject her... they locked her up for being a loser." - My Mother Smokes Crack Rocks. View quote
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Destroy civilization, motherfucker! View quote
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I'm not gonna be warded off the joy music bus. (Wesley Willis)
You are nothing but a crazy ass jerk! View quote
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Rock over London. Rock on Chicago. View quote
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The music I love to play is Rock 'N Roll. I love to rock like a wild animal. I love to rock it well enough to whip a yak's ass. I love to whip it good on a horse's ass. I love to rock it real hard. I love to rock it all the way to Russia. I love to kick out the Jazz and kick it out all the way. View quote
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Take your ass to the barber shop. Tell the barber that you're sick of looking like an asshole. View quote
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