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That girl will rain destruction down on you and your ship. She is an albatross, Captain. Way I remember it, albatross was a ship's good luck, 'til some idiot killed it. (to Inara) Yes, I've read a poem. Try not to faint. (Joss Whedon)
Q: So, why do you write these strong female characters? A: Because you're still asking me that question. View quote
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If the apocalypse comes... beep me! View quote
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Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? View quote
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Time for some thrillin' heroics. View quote
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If every vampire who said he was at The Crucifixion, was actually there, it would have been like Woodstock... View quote
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So, no more running. I aim to misbehave. View quote
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You are talking crazy-person talk. Put your words in word places please. View quote
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Love is for children. I owe him a debt. View quote
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How do you know your Colossus is the genuine article in the first place? I read his mind. I matched his DNA. I smelled him. I also did that. View quote
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Back in my day, which was about a week and a half ago, we took our lumps and we got back up and we cried like babies and quit and then put on weight. (Joss Whedon)
Because to me, there is no logic of any kind behind misogyny. Therefore, it's funny, because it's so completely random to me. It's senseless. View quote
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How did you find me here? If I was blind, I would see you. Stay with me. Forever. That's the whole point. I'll never leave. Not even if you kill me. View quote
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I leave the world in terrible turmoil. I come back, same turmoil. Nothing at all different. Well, outfits are a little different... View quote
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If nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do. View quote
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SENTINEL: Is dead Buffy actually a robot? View quote
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I believe we are the only sentient beings in the universe, and I believe that 500 years from now, we will still be the only sentient beings around. ... Aliens are something everyone else is doing. View quote
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Hello, I'm the writer and director. Now take your clothes off and get on top of Morena. View quote
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Get out of my BRAIN! View quote
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I'm a very hard-line, angry atheist. Yet I am fascinated by the concept of devotion. View quote
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Writers are completely out of touch with reality. (Joss Whedon)
Those of us who write spend our entire lives in an endless English class. View quote
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Ultimately what I end up writing about is helplessness and the flipside of that, empowerment. View quote
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Horror movies don't exist unless you go and see them, and people always will. View quote
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Every vampire fiction reinvents vampires to its own needs. You take what you want. View quote
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