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Okay, uh, I'm lost. I'm angry. And I'm armed. (Joss Whedon)
Never sit at a table you can't walk away from. View quote
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You can't take the sky from me. View quote
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I'll take crazy over stupid any day. View quote
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You're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater. View quote
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He's like Super Librarian, y'know? Everyone forgets, Willow, that knowledge is the ultimate weapon. View quote
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The thing about changing the world... Once you do it, the world's all different. View quote
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Everyone has their first date and the object is to hide your flaws. And then you're in a relationship, and it's all about hiding your disappointment. And then, once you're married, it's about hiding your sins. View quote
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My soul is wrapped in harsh repose, Midnight descends in raven-colored clothes, But soft... behold! A sunlight beam Butting a swath of glimmering gleam. My heart expands, 'tis grown a bulge in it, Inspired by your beauty... Effulgent. View quote
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What's plan b?' 'We all die now.' 'What's plan c? View quote
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When Roseanne read the first script of mine that got into her hands without being edited by someone else she said, 'How can you write a middle-aged woman this well?' I said, 'If you met my mom you wouldn't ask'. (Joss Whedon)
You can't just throw people at all your problems, dear. View quote
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You think we're dancing?" "That's all we've ever done. View quote
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The actors can make up their dialogue. I'm bushed, and they're all funny, and the hell with it. Maybe I'll give them a premise to work off of, like "You're all in trouble" or "Wash has a thing." View quote
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I'm working on Buffy: Deep Space Nine. It will be dark and badly received. View quote
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If I ever did a rom-com, it'd be about an orgy. I cannot do anything except ensemble-pieces. It's awful! View quote
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The English Language is my bitch. Or I don't speak it very well. Whatever. View quote
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I loved the idea of a girl going into a dark alley, and a monster comes, and then she just aces him. It's like, you want to see the tiny person suddenly take control. God, my whole career is basically about that! View quote
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I mean, I knew I wasn't a nice person, but what did I do in my past life to deserve this? I must have hit a bus full of nuns while driving a stolen car on my way to selling drugs to schoolchildren! View quote
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Absolutely eat dessert first. The thing that you want to do the most, do that. View quote
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'The Dark Knight,' for me, has the same problem that every other 'Batman' movie has. It's not about Batman. I think Heath Ledger is just phenomenal and the character of the Joker is beautifully written. He has a particular philosophy that he carries throughout the movie. He has one of the best bad guy schemes. (Joss Whedon)
If I wrote what I really think, I would be so sad all the time. We create to fill a gap - not just to avoid the idea of dying, it's to fill some particular gap in ourselves. View quote
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It's very important that we start creating new content again. We can only build on nostalgia so much before we have nothing left to build on. View quote
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There's a fine line between support and stalking and let's all stay on the right side of that. View quote
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You take people, you put them on a journey, you give them peril, you find out who they really are. View quote
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