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I go to school, but I never learn what I want to know. (Bill Watterson)
Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating; the mind is like a car battery - it recharges by running. View quote
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Hobbes: Do you think there's a God? Calvin: Well, somebody's out to get me! View quote
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Scientific Progress goes boink? View quote
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Good friends are hard to come by... I need more money. View quote
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Yakka foob mog. Grug pubbawup zink wattoom gazork. Chumble spuzz. I love loopholes. View quote
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Even if lives did hang in the balance, it would depend on whose they were. View quote
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Hello Dad! It is now three in the morning. Do you know where I am? View quote
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Hey Susie Derkins, is that your face, or is a 'possum stuck in your collar? View quote
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Years from now, when I'm successful and happy, ...and he's in prison... I hope I'm not too mature to gloat. View quote
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Every time I've built character, I've regretted it. (Bill Watterson)
Sleepwalking?" "Nightmare?" "Homicidal psycho jungle cat! View quote
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You never know when some crazed rodent with cold feet could be running loose in your pants. View quote
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Life is full of surprises, but never when you need one. View quote
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Everybody I know fails the acid test of friendship. View quote
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Calvin: I'm a genius. I can't believe how smart I am. ...I've got more brains than I know what to do with. Hobbes: So I've noticed. View quote
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Genius is never understood in its own time. View quote
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The only permanent rule in Calvinball is that you can never play it the same way twice! (Calvin) View quote
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You can make your superhero a psychopath, you can draw gut-splattering violence, and you can call it a "graphic novel," but comic books are still incredibly stupid. View quote
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I'm crying because out there he's gone, but he's not gone inside me. View quote
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I must follow the inscrutable exhortations of my soul. (Bill Watterson)
Specifically, I'd like to debate whether cannibalism ought to be grounds for leniency in murders, since it's less wasteful. View quote
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HOBBES: Virtue needs some cheaper thrills. View quote
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Calvin: I think nighttime is dark so you can imagine your fears with less distraction. p77. View quote
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Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said 'I think I'll drink whatever comes out of these when I squeeze 'em? View quote
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