Bill Watterson quotes - page 3

Ah, the life of a newspaper cartoonist -- how I miss the groupies, drugs and trashed hotel rooms! (Bill Watterson)
If something is so complicated that you can't explain it in 10 minutes, than it's probably not worth knowing anyways. View quote
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People pay more attention when they think you're up to something. View quote
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The way Calvin's brain is wired you can almost hear the fuses blowing. View quote
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You know what's the rage this year? ...Hats. View quote
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Calvin : There's no problem so awful, that you cant add some guilt to it and make it even worse. View quote
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You know, sometimes the world seems like a pretty mean place.' 'That's why animals are so soft and huggy. View quote
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Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words. View quote
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Did you ever wonder if the person in the puddle is real, and you're just a reflection of him? View quote
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Hobbes: How come we play war and not peace? Calvin: Too few role models. View quote
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Calvin: I'd hate to think that all my current experiences will someday become stories with no point. p39. (Bill Watterson)
You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. Einstein got D's in school. Well guess what, I get F's!!! View quote
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Calvin: You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don't help. p33. View quote
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You can't just turn on creativity like a faucet. You have to be in the right mood. What mood is that? Last-minute panic. View quote
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Dad, how do soldiers killing each other solve the world's problems? View quote
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I'm a misunderstood genius." "What's misunderstood?" "Nobody thinks I'm a genius. View quote
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We're so busy watching out for what's just ahead of us that we don't take time to enjoy where we are. View quote
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That's the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria! View quote
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I've been thinking Hobbes" "On a weekend?" "Well, it wasn't on purpose. View quote
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I'd hate to have a kid like me. View quote
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Calvin: Why are you crying mom? Mom: I'm cutting up an onion. Calvin: It must be hard to cook if you anthrpomorphisize your vegetables. (Bill Watterson)
Calvin: Girls are like slugs-they probably serve some purpose, but it's hard to imagine what. p71. View quote
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CALVIN: As usual goodness hardly puts up a fight. View quote
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I'm related to people I don't relate to. View quote
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Look! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I'd say our afternoon just got booked solid! View quote
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