Bill Watterson quotes - page 2

Often it takes some calamity to make us live in the present. Then suddenly we wake up and see all the mistakes we have made. (Bill Watterson)
I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep everyone's expectations. View quote
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Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous? View quote
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Let it to a girl to take the fun out of sex discrimination. View quote
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If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life. View quote
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The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present. View quote
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It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool. View quote
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God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die. View quote
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If your knees aren't green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life. View quote
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I try to make everyone's day just a little more surreal. View quote
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Careful. We don't want to learn from this. (Bill Watterson)
Isn't it sad how some people's grip on their lives is so precarious that they'll embrace any preposterous delusion rather than face an occasional bleak truth? View quote
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Reading goes faster if you don't sweat comprehension. View quote
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I suppose if we couldn't laugh at things that don't make sense, we couldn't react to a lot of life. View quote
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A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day. View quote
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Letting your mind play is the best way to solve problems. View quote
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I like my smock. You can tell the quality of the artist by the quality of his smock. Actually, I just like to say smock. Smock smock smock smock smock smock. View quote
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I wish I had more friends, but people are such jerks. If you can just get most people to leave you alone, you're doing good. If you can find even one person you really like, you're lucky. And if that person can also stand you, you're really lucky. View quote
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At school, new ideas are thrust at you every day. Out in the world, you'll have to find the inner motivation to search for new ideas on your own. View quote
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Hold it. You know what I'd like to see? I'd like to see the three bears eat the three little pigs, and then the bears join up with the big bad wolf and eat Goldilocks and Little Red Riding Hood! Tell me a story like that, OK? View quote
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I keep forgetting that rules are only for little nice people. (Bill Watterson)
Mom and Dad say I should make my life an example of the principles I believe in. But every time I do, they tell me to stop it. View quote
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Virtual reality has nothing on Calvin. View quote
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I think hiccup cures were really invented for the amusement of the patient's friends. View quote
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Calvin: Life's a lot more fun when you aren't responsible for your actions. View quote
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