Jane Wagner quotes

I bet the worst part about dying is the part where your whole life passes before you. (Jane Wagner)
I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific. View quote
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The ability to delude yourself may be an important survival tool. View quote
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It's my belief we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain. View quote
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What is reality anyway! It's nothing but a collective hunch. View quote
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Delusions of grandeur make me feel a lot better about myself. View quote
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Why is it when we talk to God we're said to be praying - but when God talks to us, we're said to be schizophrenic? View quote
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Reality is the leading cause of stress amongst those in touch with it. View quote
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When you're dancing the mystical dance of the molecules, you're not the one who's leading. View quote
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Your problem is your role models were models. View quote
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If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? (Jane Wagner)
The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat. View quote
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If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question? View quote
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If you read a lot of books, you're considered well-read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you're not considered well-viewed. View quote
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Sometimes I feel like a figment of my own imagination. View quote
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For fast acting relief, try slowing down. View quote
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Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world. View quote
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The best mind-altering drug is truth. View quote
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If the formula for water is H2O, is the formula for an ice cube H2O squared? View quote
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The hardest part about being a kid is knowing you have got your whole life ahead of you. View quote
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A sobering thought: what if, at this very moment, I am living up to my full potential? (Jane Wagner)
Reality is a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs. View quote
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If I had known what it would be like to have it all... I might have been willing to settle for less. View quote
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No matter how cynical you become, it's never enough to keep up. View quote
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I swear people don't want sex so much as they want somebody who'll listen to 'em ... the first thing you learn after fellatio is how to listen. View quote
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