TotalBiscuit quotes - page 2

You were transparent a minute ago! (TotalBiscuit)
Behold: my amazing fighting technique, passed down from generation to generation in the illustrious Garry line. Anyway, as I was saying...
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You hear them? Everyone instantly died. And I have no idea why.
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Oh no-I can clip through the rock, too. You are f**king kidding me.
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Yes! It is-n-no! Nooo! NOOOOO! Why would you have that happen?! That was a win! Ahhhhhhhh!
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Okay, so tiny...Build's... Waaait a second...
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What do you think you're doing?! Helps to have a map!' Also, 'Can you find the missing parts of my face?
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...Why am I even whispering? It's not like they're actually gonna hear me.
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Ladies and gentlemen, my name is TotalBiscuit. I'm here to ask and answer one simple question: W-T-F is Day One: Garry's Incident?" [Beat] "Garry with two R's, so you know he's serious.
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What?! Where the hell did that come from?!" ... "Behold! The worst textured panther in the history of video games!
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Maybe it has quick save?" [Silence.] "...No. Of-Of course, that would be asking too much. (TotalBiscuit)
You better save regularly if you intend to play this, 'cause you will just...die. From anything! At random! With no prior warning!
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What?! Now he realizes?! Oh-screw everything about this! I'm sorry; I can't take another minute of this dreadful thing!
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[groan] "I-It is-What is it with this year and awful video games?! We've had Ride to Hell: Retribution, and we've had this, and I don't know which is worse."
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It is a wasted concept [by] a studio that evidently does not have the talent necessary to create something of this complexity, and my god did they screw it up! This is this year's Revelations 2012! And more to the point-it's even got a Revelations 2012 armgun! It's-[beat]-god...! It is...just...horrendously bad!
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Oh, fair maiden... If only I could fix the voids that exist in your fair...visage... Ugh!" [laughs incredulously] "That's one hell of a makeup accident.
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Don't even tell me about the map. Don't even. Where's the keyhole?
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We will not join enemy server." [catches himself] "'Enemy server', what? Let's try that again-empty server. I do want enemies.
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...So really, it's just y-" [enemy player kills him] "-oh, dammit!-you, your gun, and your friends.
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Oh, goddamn! What the hell?!" [opens fire, then laughs] "Suppressing fire!
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So to break down what they're saying there, they claim that they have run out of time and money. (TotalBiscuit)
The last part of that statement is the only thing that's true.
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Stephane replied within 24 hours and gave us a review code. These are the facts. It's unthinkable that Stephane could possibly believe that we had no intention of monetizing the content.
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I'd love to show you Wormnet, but I'm not gonna risk it, because Wormnet shows your IP address!
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If I haven't made my point clear, let me just spell it out: don't. This is absolutely awful.
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