Richard Summerbell quotes

All that is required of us, in our "new sexual ethic," is that we have sex in a way that favours us more than it favours our diseases. (Richard Summerbell)
Immoral (definition): Obsolete expression meaning "politically incorrect." View quote
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Relationship (definition): Liaison usually involving two people and their dirty dishes. View quote
Richard Summerbell
Erotica: the depiction of naked men. Depictions of naked women are far less innocent and are known as "pornography." View quote
Richard Summerbell
The faith that education would destroy intolerance is false. It may be partly true, but people find that intolerance is fun. View quote
Richard Summerbell
Deviant (definition): A person who wanders from the One True Path and is caught urinating somewhere in the midst of the unthinkable. A person taking any exit ramp off the freeway of self-righteousness. View quote
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Closet (definition): Basement suite of a heterosexual outhouse. View quote
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Right wing (definition): As with the left wing, half the propulsive force of a flightless bird. View quote
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You are a mystery in an enigma in a big ball of fur, An irresistible magnet to every child and flea and burr. Your nose is high-resolution while I live in a near-scentless fog You run at high speed, while I just have to slog (but it's a good ol' slog) So I just want to thank you for being my dog.... View quote
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Unnatural act (definition): Any everyday act not equally typical of cattle, sheep, and horses. Singing, smoking, and various heterosexual and homosexual acts are included. View quote
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Butch (definition): Macho with a purse. (Richard Summerbell)