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Remember this." he said in a soft voice. "Demons are very wicked. They will hurt you if they can. Do you understand this? (Jonathan Stroud)
I'm Martha. And you are...?" A small snuffle, a smaller voice. "Nathaniel. View quote
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Maybe I'd better call a halt to the journal for a bit. Until something crops up, that is, which it hopefully won't for a couple of decades. In the meantime: farewell, enjoy your futile lives, etc. This is Bartimaeus, care of The Other Place, signing off. View quote
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Then again, Solomon was human. And that meant he was flawed (Go on, take a look at yourself in the mirror. A good long look, if you can bear it. See? Flawed's putting it mildly, isn't it?) View quote
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Me, I was still in the pygmy hippo in a skirt, singing lusty songs about Solomon's private life and a giant stone back and forth through the air as I climbed out of the quarry at the edge of the site. View quote
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The Amulet of Samarkand. It was Simon Lovelace's. Now it is yours. Soon it will be Simon Lovelace's again. Take it and enjoy the consequences. View quote
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That's usually how they start, the young ones. Meaningless waffle. View quote
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Hippo in a skirt: this was a comic reference to one of Solomon's principal wives, the one from Moab. Childish? Yes. But in the days before printing we had limited opportunities for satire. View quote
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Okay...' I hurried on. 'But why me?' 'You're a girl,' Lockwood called. 'Aren't you supposed to be more sensitive?' 'To emotions, yes. To nuances of human behavior. Not necessarily to secret passages in a wall.' 'Oh, it's much the same thing. View quote
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It was one of those moments when a great Don't Care wave hits you, and you float off on it, head back, looking at the sky. View quote
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"Woken up, have you?" the woman said. Her voice was like broken glass in an ice bucket.† † Unexpectedly sharp. And cold. No one can say I don't work hard describing things for you. (Jonathan Stroud)
Perhaps he'd want me to conjure up an illusion. That might be fun: there was bound to be a way of misinterpreting his request and upsetting him†. †One magician demanded I show him an image of the love of his life. I rustled up a mirror. View quote
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I used to have quite long hair, and I decided that I wanted to get it cut. I'd never met the person who did it, and she cut it into some kind of dreadful mullet. It looked like a triangle on my head. The other kids were merciless. View quote
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I like to have my characters talking in an up-to-date way, and I like their essentially modern self-awareness, which means we can have lots of irony and jokes. View quote
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I got fairly good grades, but I was bad at woodwork. They said I tried hard, but the result was hopeless. View quote
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Plan F, we follow Plan F, right now. - Is that the one where we run away? - Not at all. It's the one where we beat a dignified emergency retreat. View quote
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Well, I make that one murder victim, one police interrogation and one conversation with a ghost,” George said. "Now that's what I call a busy evening.” Lockwood nodded. "To think some people just watch television. View quote
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I wasn't pretty, but as my mother once said, prettiness wasn't my profession. View quote
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Making tea is a ritual that stops the world from falling in on you. View quote
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The old pain had started up again, throbbing in my chest, stomach, bones. It wasn't healthy to be encased in a body for so long. How humans can stand it without going completely mad, I'll never know.† † Then again... maybe that explains a lot. View quote
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Really?" "No. I'm being ironic. Or is it sarcastic? I can never remember." "Irony's cleverer, so you're probably being sarcastic. (Jonathan Stroud)
But Iget afraid. It's just that fear makes me sort of... angry and resentful, and I bite back at it. It's hard to describe." It isn't hard to describe, you idiot," Aud said. "It's called courage. View quote
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As part of my current charge I have been instructed to provide an occasional journal of my recent activities*. * I avoid the term blog, since coincidentally this word is also the name of a repulsive sub-caste of foliots, characterised by ooze, fleshy folds and gills of blue-grey gristle. Think slugs, but with worse personalities. View quote
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Today summoned painfully to earth by a short fat English magician with a dangerous stammer*. *Dangerous because any verbal hiccup while giving me my orders would break my bonds and uncage my savage wrath. Ooh, gave myself a bit of a shiver writing that. That's literary talent. View quote
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No magical alarm sounded, though I did hit my head five times on a pebble†. †Once each on five different pebbles. Not the same pebble five times. Just want to make that clear. Sometimes you human beings are so dense. View quote
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