Casey Stengel quotes - page 2

Don't drink in the hotel bar, that's where I do my drinking. (Casey Stengel)
Been in this game one-hundred years, but I see new ways to lose 'em I never knew existed before. View quote
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The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn't argue with one. I'd put my arms around her and give her a little kiss. View quote
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Son, we'd like to keep you around this season but we're going to try and win a pennant. View quote
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You gotta learn that if you don't get it by midnight, chances are you ain't gonna get it, and if you do, it ain't worth it. View quote
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The team has come along slow but fast. View quote
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The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It's that they stay out all night looking for it. View quote
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I don't like them fellas who drive in two runs and let in three. View quote
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I got players with bad watches - they can't tell midnight from noon. View quote
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When you are younger you get blamed for crimes you never committed and when you're older you begin to get credit for virtues you never possessed. It evens itself out. View quote
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Don't cut my throat, I may want to do that later myself. (Casey Stengel)
It's wonderful to meet so many friends that I didn't used to like. View quote
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If we're going to win the pennant, we've got to start thinking we're not as good as we think we are. View quote
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They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What's funny about that? View quote
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I came in here and a fella asked me to have a drink. I said I don't drink. Then another fella said hear you and Joe DiMaggio aren't speaking and I said I'll take that drink. View quote
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If you're playing baseball and thinking about managing, you're crazy. You'd be better off thinking about being an owner. View quote
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Two hundred million Americans, and there ain't two good catchers among 'em. View quote
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The Yankees don't pay me to win every day, just two out of three. View quote
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Managing is getting paid for home runs someone else runs. View quote
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Now there's three things that can happen in a ballgame you can win, you can lose, or it can rain. View quote
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Never make predictions, especially about the future. (Casey Stengel)
They've shown me ways to lose I never knew existed. View quote
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The only thing worse than a Mets game, ... is a Mets doubleheader. View quote
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Most people my age are dead at the present time and you can look it up. View quote
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I broke in with four hits and the writers promptly declared they had seen the new Ty Cobb. It took me only a few days to correct that impression. View quote
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