Vivian Stanshall quotes - page 2

Wrestle poodles...and win! (Vivian Stanshall)
This unasked-for jollity in the middle of an English afternoon left Sir Henry shivering with a red passion, his face a crumpled tissue on which a lobster might well have wiped its bottom. View quote
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Mercifully, Henry hit him with the soft end of the pistol. View quote
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earnestly humming on his way. View quote
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And, looking very relaxed, Adolf Hitler on vibes. Nice! View quote
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It was a great party until someone found the hammer. View quote
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The hounds are all fagged out after yesterday's Jehovah's Witnesses ... we do not want more blood all over the lawns again. View quote
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English as tuppence, changing yet changeless as canal-water, nestling in green nowhere, armoured and effete, bold flag-bearer, lotus fed Miss Havishambling, opsimath and eremite, feudal-still reactionary Rawlinson End. The story so far. View quote
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... gauzes of filmy Fellini ... View quote
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Do have an unusual day, won't you? View quote
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it's the problem with Italian aeroplanes too much hair on the wings. (Vivian Stanshall)
I'm going to rhino over your lino. View quote
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Two things in life I consider most important: Making love and making people laugh. If you could combine both, you're onto a good thing. Or else you're rather bad at it. View quote
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I've never met a man I didn't mutilate. View quote
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I've been looking for that particular son of a bitch for seven years. I could have been a doctor, or an architect. View quote
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