David Spade quotes - page 2

Most of the shows I want to do I'm not smart enough to figure out how to watch. (David Spade)
It's just a campy blast. I just want to do as little as I can and make it good, and try not to sell out. I'm sure I will, but I'm just trying to postpone it. View quote
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There are too many fawning entertainment shows out there and not one of them is making fun of it all. View quote
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I got into stand-up to get on a sitcom. View quote
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Sometimes when I watch a TV season, your favorite shows die quickly. And then sometimes it's not your favorite, and they live on for 12 years. View quote
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I never have kids in movies or in TV shows. View quote
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I've had it where things didn't go well for me with movies or something that got canceled. View quote
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To make money I picked up work as a busboy, valet parker, skateboard shop employee. View quote
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To be famous and broke is hard. View quote
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I have no detectable hair style. View quote
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I've got to get on myself to be sharp, funny and loose. (David Spade)
It's funny because it's funny. View quote
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I'm like a Dilbert cartoon. View quote
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I feel like I've got this anti-marriage thing, but it's less that and more I'm overthinking it to get it right. View quote
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No one wants to know I set my alarm and get up 8, but I think it's too weird to sleep in too late. View quote
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I only have one note, let's be honest. But I'll play a different version of that one note. View quote
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That's fine. Now should I give you the money or should I shove the quarters directly up your fat ass? Whee-hee! View quote
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