Shel Silverstein quotes

If you have to dry the dishes (Such an awful boring chore) If you have to dry the dishes ('Stead of going to the store) If you have to dry the dishes And you drop one on the floor Maybe they won't let you Dry the dishes anymore. (Shel Silverstein)
Once there was a tree, and she loved a little boy.
Shel Silverstein
When the light turns green, you go. When the light turns red, you stop. But what do you do when the light turns blue with orange and lavender spots?
Shel Silverstein
There's a Polar Bear In our Frigidaire - He likes it 'cause it's cold in there.
Shel Silverstein
Tell me I'm clever, Tell me I'm kind, Tell me I'm talented, Tell me I'm cute, Tell me I'm sensitive, Graceful and wise, Tell me I'm perfect - But tell me the truth.
Shel Silverstein
I will not play tug o' war. I'd rather play hug o' war. Where everyone hugs instead of tugs, Where everyone giggles and rolls on the rug, Where everyone kisses, and everyone grins, and everyone cuddles, and everyone wins.
Shel Silverstein
Imagine - four years you could have spent travelling around Europe meeting people, or going to the Far East of Africa or India, meeting people, exchanging ideas, reading all you wanted to anyway, and instead I wasted it at Roosevelt.
Shel Silverstein
Once I spoke the language of the flowers, Once I understand each word the caterpillar said,Once I smiled in secret at the gossip of the starlings, And shared a conversation with the housefly in my bed.
Shel Silverstein
How do you do! My name is Sue! Now you gonna die!
Shel Silverstein
If the track is tough and the hill is rough, THINKING you can just ain't enough!
Shel Silverstein
I know a way to stay friends forever, There's really nothing to it, I tell you what to do, And you do it. (Shel Silverstein)
Never explain what you do. It speaks for itself. You only muddle it by talking about it.
Shel Silverstein
To me, freedom entitles you to do something, not to not do something.
Shel Silverstein
I myself do not believe in explaining anything.
Shel Silverstein
I want to go everywhere, look at and listen to everything. You can go crazy with some of the wonderful stuff there is in life.
Shel Silverstein
People are always giving you credit for really wanting to say more than you said.
Shel Silverstein
Stand-up comics reflect less of a visual humor and more of a commentary.
Shel Silverstein
If you want to find out what a writer or a cartoonist really feels, look at his work. That's enough.
Shel Silverstein
I believe that if you don't want to do anything, then sit there and don't do it, but don't expect people to hand you a corn beef sandwich and wash your socks for you and unzip your fly for you.
Shel Silverstein
If you're behind the times, they won't notice you. If you're right in tune with them, you're no better than they are, so they won't care much for you. Be just a little ahead of them.
Shel Silverstein
You'd better get your laugh while you're making your point, or you won't be doing it very long. (Shel Silverstein)
Rollin' Stone, Wanna see my picture on the cover. Wanna buy five copies for my mother [Yeah!] Wanna see my smilin' face, on the cover, The cover of the Rollin Stone.
Shel Silverstein