Sarah Silverman quotes - page 5

Everyone's got their own velocity, and there's no real time frame with comedy. (Sarah Silverman)
I'd love to do drama if it was interesting. View quote
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I mean, I talk about being Jewish a lot. It's funny because I do think of myself as Jewish ethnically, but I'm not religious at all. I have no religion. View quote
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The worst thing that can happen for people who don't want women to be strong is that we help each other and become a force. View quote
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You have to be able to laugh at yourself. That's what I tell Asian people all the time. View quote
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I never want to be in a position where I have to defend my material. It's too subjective. It's for other people to defend or not defend. View quote
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I didn't feel so different until maybe, like, around third grade. Kids started blaming me for my people killing Jesus. View quote
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When I came out to L. A., I got a part in an episode of 'Star Trek: Voyager,' and I hired an acting coach. View quote
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Scientology is weird because it's new. View quote
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I've never had an abortion. And I don't know if I would. But, it doesn't mean that I wouldn't fight to the death for women to make their own choices for their own human bodies. View quote
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If I have kids, I'll adopt. (Sarah Silverman)
I always look at myself knowing that I will have a certain degree of cognitive distortion. View quote
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I think I've been called edgy - but in all honesty, there is a safety in what I do because I'm always the idiot. Unless you're just listening to buzz words and not taking into account the context of the situation, you see I'm always the ignoramus. View quote
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Summer camp: the second worst camp for Jews. View quote
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