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[Ed Grimley] lives in a retirement home in New Jersey. It's called the Retirement Home in New Jersey for Characters Who Were Interesting in the '80s for About an Hour. He's there with the Whiners, Gumby and Jon Lovitz's 'That's the ticket' guy.
Martin Short
It's the bane of existence for anyone in comedy. 'The photograph must be funny!' So the people coordinating the shoot throw rubber chickens at you, 20 at a time. Or put a feathered hat on you. Or give you a clown nose. Of course, all of this makes you depressed, so you wind up looking more like you're promoting A Long Day's Journey Into Night.
Martin Short
I truly believe that when you're funny, you're blessed. Your whole life is kind of golden. I was happy, although it was not perfect happiness. There was illness and sadness and death.
Martin Short
When my dad died at the end of my sophomore year [at university], I stopped and took stock of my life. There was this real sense that my childhood was officially over. I decided I wanted to be an actor. I knew I was loved as a kid. The thing you can always rely on, your core person, comes from your family's attention and love. When my mother got sick, and I'd see her fight to survive, it gave me an early view of bravery and what life was about. I was able to prepare for it. Your mother dies, and you're eighteen, and you face a choice. Are you going to take drugs? Become a drunk? Or are you going to try to become more spiritual? Why not go with the thing that seems more positive? [pause] Why do I tend to be optimistic? Because the alternative is just crushing to my soul.
Martin Short
People do think I'm Jewish. But we're Irish Catholic. My father had a brogue.
Martin Short
I pretend I'm one of the royal family when I'm in a hotel and that the hotel belongs to me - it is a palace.
Martin Short
Sometimes people get passionate about the obscure jokes.
Martin Short
All you're trying to do in an improvisation is get as much material as possible for the editing room.
Martin Short
No one is any one thing.
Martin Short
I think loss can fuel how you lead your whole life.
Martin Short
You try to figure out things to keep yourself interested. It's very easy to get lulled.
Martin Short
I have a kind of objective luxury about my career.
Martin Short
My mother was the concert master of the symphony. Absurdity and eccentricity were not criticized.
Martin Short
One of my great influences was Don Knotts as Barney Fife.
Martin Short
Someone once asked me what was the weirdest question I was ever asked. And I was stymied.
Martin Short
I have sometimes imagined my own death and brought myself to tears.
Martin Short
I've done lots of improv things but not a whole movie.
Martin Short
I've chosen to treat my life more like a party than something to stress about.
Martin Short
I think I'm funny because my family, my siblings were funny.
Martin Short
Being the youngest of five, you're adored, you're fueled with confidence.
Martin Short
I've never done an improvised movie as a fictitious character. I think that's the challenge.
Martin Short
What's great about being a character actor is you know that you can survive forever. It's not about the gloss of your eyebrows.
Martin Short
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