Jerry Sadowitz quotes

My idea of Comic Relief is switching Victoria Wood off. (Jerry Sadowitz)
I used to think I was great in bed until I discovered that all my girlfriends suffered from asthma. View quote
Jerry Sadowitz
I'm actually a bisexual necrophiliac - I'll shag anything that doesn't move. View quote
Jerry Sadowitz
How do you give a woman an orgasm? Who cares! View quote
Jerry Sadowitz
I only hate two things - living things, and objects. View quote
Jerry Sadowitz
My mother thinks I'm at Kings cross right now buying drugs off a prostitute. If she knew I was on the BBC, she'd kill me. View quote
Jerry Sadowitz