Myles Rudge quotes

A little mouse with clogs on, Well I declare. (Myles Rudge)
A mouse lived in a windmill in Old Amsterdam. View quote
Myles Rudge
We asked for steak and chips, They brought us something stewed, It smelt like it was off, And it looked extremely rude. View quote
Myles Rudge
We was getting nowhere And so we had a cuppa tea. View quote
Myles Rudge
I told the wife, "We'd be better off in Blackpool." View quote
Myles Rudge