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Although not considered a martial art, boxing is really a martial art. It's a very limited martial art as long as you agree to just box... but in an actual physical fight against someone who's just a wrestler, you're going to get killed. (Joe Rogan)
I wouldn't totally rule out doing Letterman or the Tonight Show if I had a set that I just happened to write that I thought was funny but was still appropriate for network censors. But I'm not going to go out of my way. View quote
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Faith itself is a horrible mechanism that stunts the growth of ideas. It also stunts the act of questioning, and it does this by pushing the idea that you have to have faith - and that nothing has to be proven. View quote
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But it's hard for a chick to do comedy. It's not as open for them. View quote
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It's painful for me to watch someone who isn't funny. It's horrifying to sit in the back and watch some guy who just totally sucks. View quote
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I had a sense of who I was before I got famous. View quote
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I'm afraid of heights. Not unreasonably, but rationally afraid of heights. I think everyone is. View quote
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We're constantly re-evaluating the potential for life. We're finding it where we didn't think it could exist, such as volcanic vents and other extreme conditions like under arctic ice. We're finding life in these incredibly harsh and dynamic conditions, so we're having to re-evaluate our own ideas of what's possible on this planet alone. View quote
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People for the most part can smell lies. View quote
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Have you ever talked to someone, and you're not even really talking to them? Actors are the worst for that. View quote
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The two things I understand best are stand-up comedy and martial arts. And those things require an ultimate grasp of the truth. You have to be objective about your skills and abilities to compete in both. (Joe Rogan)
Being a celebrity or anything else where you're really ambitious, it's really a game to see how successful you can get. View quote
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I really never had any ambitions to be a standup comic. I was talked into it by guys that I used to work out with. View quote
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My act is so completely and totally uncensored that the only way I could really pull it off is if I treat the audience like they're my best friends. View quote
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So many times I've done a CD, and then the week after I record it, I've got this new tagline that's killer. And it makes the whole bit better. It happens all the time. But that's just the process of comedy. View quote
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I've done jiujitsu a huge chunk of my life, and I try to spend a lot of time educating people on the nuances, the subtleness of the ground game. It's a big part of mixed martial arts. View quote
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Dick Gregory was a great comedian who went and got arrested, did hunger strikes, protests. It never hurt his career to be outspoken. View quote
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I had seen movies before that that had made me laugh, but I had never seen anything even remotely close to as funny as Richard Pryor was, just standing there talking. View quote
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Stand-up is still my favorite, but the podcast is a close second. It's so fun, and it's given me the opportunity to have three-hour conversations with people I wouldn't have otherwise been able to talk to. When I talked to Maynard Keenan from Tool, I almost couldn't believe it was happening. View quote
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I really feel like it's a travesty to make a child famous. I really do. View quote
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The audience changes every night. You're the same person. You have to speak your mind and do the stuff that you think is funny and makes you laugh. (Joe Rogan)
I do cagefight commentary in my spare time. View quote
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Apartment living is tough action. Just the whole idea that you share a washer and dryer always freaked me out. View quote
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I never want to compromise my act just to get a laugh. View quote
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Nature is everything, okay? We don't like to think that our society is nature, because we created it. But guess what? This is no different than a fucking beehive; it's just more complicated, 'cause people are smarter than bees. Cities are natural, that's why they're everywhere. ... You know what's not natural? You ... in the middle of the mountains ... in the middle of the winter. View quote
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