Karl Pilkington quotes - page 6

Turns out it was another load of monkeys from another part of the island...from the rough bit... (Karl Pilkington)
I think some bacteria have better lives than that [Karls interpretation on the life of an innuit]. View quote
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Flies used to be happy-go-lucky, on their own; the sun's out, have a fly about. Now, there's little attacks going on. View quote
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I'm surprised that I won the race to the egg. I'm not a good swimmer. If I was back in there now I'd go forget it, let them lot go first. View quote
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All I'm sayin is.. I've since found out what they do do with 'em.. and if they do do that with them.. give 'em a go on that. View quote
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It serves a purpose. View quote
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Were you a tall baby? View quote
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I've never won many awards, I didn't get certificates for swimming or anything. View quote
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The poorer people and criminals of Mexico who are not very religious but not quite atheists, either, worship Saint Death. View quote
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When you've been on a programme called 'An Idiot Abroad' job offers aren't exactly flying in. View quote
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Me mum used to always have the radio on - even now she has it on in every room. Me girlfriend sort of blames that reason for me not doing that well at school - constant noise, really. (Karl Pilkington)
We'll all die out eventually. Humans will be gone. And all I'm saying is, when people worry about polar bears disappearing or whatever, it's like, 'Well that's life, things will come and go, we'll find new species.' View quote
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I've never thought about it before, but I suppose bad people might need someone to pray to, too. View quote
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I came face-to-face with a gorilla which was quite good, but it was a 10-hour trek in bad weather, up hills, covered in mud, with mosquitoes everywhere and when we got there the gorilla's just sat there doing nowt. View quote
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I'm not invited to any exciting parties and my life hasn't really changed. View quote
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People eat duck and you think, well, we've got loads of chickens, leave the ducks alone! View quote
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It would be spiteful to put a Jellyfish in a trifle. View quote
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A slug is always on its own. It's a lonely insect. View quote
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Chinese people age overnight. View quote
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I found that being with happy positive people annoys me. View quote
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I was impressed by the Taj Mahal. A good bit of work, well looked after, worth paying money to see. (Karl Pilkington)
I say have the night and give people the awards, but why do people want to watch people win awards? What are they getting out of it? I don't quite get it. Because they have awards all the time; there's awards for butchers, the best meat served, but they don't televise it. I don't know why they do it for films or TV programs. View quote
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I don't watch much telly, the telly hardly goes on, but the things I do watch are sort of nature programs, and something about the oceans and the amount of weird fish that's in there. View quote
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To me, a cat is an easy pet, they don't need any spoiling or looking after. View quote
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Being honest with you, it's not the 'great' wall of China. It's an all right wall. It's the 'All Right Wall of China.' View quote
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