Karl Pilkington quotes - page 3

Neil Armstrong, that spaceman, he went to the moon but he ain't been back. It can't have been that good. (Karl Pilkington)
I'm really happy, I just don't choose to show it. View quote
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People say having kids is life changing, well that doesn't necessarily mean a good thing, does it? I could take one of my legs off. That would change my life. View quote
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My brain's just full of passwords. View quote
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I came up with a good idea... see-through skin. View quote
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I'm just sayin', I don't like fun. View quote
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I really can't believe what a state the Pyramids are in. I thought they had flat rendered sides, but when you get up close, you see how they are just giant boulders balanced on top of each other, like a massive game of Jenga that has got out of hand. View quote
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I look at life like a big book and sometimes you get half way through it and go 'Even though I've been enjoying it, I've had enough. Give us another book.' View quote
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With identical twins, you always get a little snidey one. View quote
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I was still using my eyes even though I had them shut. View quote
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It's like the panda, they say that's dying out. But what do they do? When you see them they're just sitting in the jungle eating. (Karl Pilkington)
If you don't sleep you get run down. Sloths never get a flu, cos its good innit thats when your body's replemishing. View quote
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It's just hassle of having friends and family an' that. View quote
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Yesterday, I did some painting then went out to buy an onion and came home and watched 'University Challenge.' The onion was probably the highlight. View quote
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The cafe was called Tattoos. The fella who owned it didn't have any tattoos... but we never saw his wife. View quote
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Sometimes you can know too much. A lot of brainy people like Stephen Fry are quite depressive. View quote
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People always tell me I'm going to regret not having kids. But what if I have one and then I regret having it? Has anyone thought of that option? View quote
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I love nature - it's probably my most favorite thing. I don't watch much telly, the telly hardly goes on, but the things I do watch are sort of nature programs, and something about the oceans and the amount of weird fish that's in there. View quote
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Yeh I know but, I remember one on our estate, right. And she was a bit... what's the word that you can use cos I don't want to offend anyone? I'd say mental... but sort of mental homeless, is that a term? View quote
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That impresses me more, inventin' electricity[Talking about Benjamin Franklin]. View quote
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On octopuses - When you see 'em in films, they're running about an' that and everyone likes an octopus. (Karl Pilkington)
Yeah but everyone was a saint years ago, that seemed to be thrown about back then. Who's a saint now, in this year, who's a saint? And yet this guy, lived in a hut in the woods, 'oh yeah that's Saint John or whatever.' He wasn't a saint, he did nothin [Karl arguing with Steve and Ricky about Russian artifacts containing a portrait of a Russian Saint]. View quote
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Say if I was in charge and someone said that buildin' needs knockin' down, it's dangerous, if we didn't have a calendar we'd go 'erm let's do it now then.' Whereas cos we've got a calendar it's easy to say...'next Wednesday. View quote
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On seals - Its between a fish and a dog. View quote
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No ones been up that high! View quote
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