Karl Pilkington quotes - page 2

From someone whose dad buys him a spade for Christmas, I thought you'd be grateful! (Karl Pilkington)
On dopplegangers - How would I know which one I was? View quote
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So you're sayin that it's easy to send somat up to space, but you don't believe there's a little banana machine? View quote
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Where you are is what you eat. When I'm in London I'll have beans on toast for lunch. On holiday - what? Tapas? Go on then I'll have a bit. You eat whatevers in that area. View quote
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The only reason you don't go on holiday, is 'cause you have to spend money. View quote
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A dog has got human eyes. View quote
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You can only talk rubbish if you're aware of knowledge. View quote
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Whether it's a potato or a nut, it's a foodage! View quote
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Could the world fall? View quote
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People who live in glass houses... have to answer the door. View quote
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I've never worried about life's big questions. (Karl Pilkington)
The other day I was thinking - because I get a lot of headaches - I was wondering whether the head should be where it is. Because, at the end of the day, it's probably the heaviest part of your body, right? And yet it's at the top as opposed to, I don't, dangling at the bottom somewhere. View quote
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We should all love animals. View quote
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By 78 you've done everything you're going to do. If you haven't bungee-jumped by the time you're 78 you're not going to do it. View quote
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We came from the sea originally, now we're going back in it. Don't go in it, unless you're in a boat. View quote
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The Elephant Man would never have gotten up and gone, ‘Oh, God. Look at me hair today.' View quote
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We're just a weed in the universe. View quote
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On cutting open avocados- It's a food that ain't worth injuring yourself for. If it's a hassle to get into, leave it to the experts. View quote
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What's that plate that's above a saucer but below a plate? View quote
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You won't get anything done by planning. View quote
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It's no good operating on eyes if your eyes are asleep. (Karl Pilkington)
Why is it alright to be going around, going mental with a gun, shooting all the monkeys and killing them? Because one day we're going to run out. View quote
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In the sea you've got to be constantly sort of alert. It's worse in the sea [than anywhere else in the animal kingdom]. In the sea you've got an enemy behind every rock. View quote
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We've invented most of the stuff that we need and now we're just messing about. View quote
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I think it's clever how Rome have kept a load of old stuff. There's no overheads, yet people are going over there to see it. View quote
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