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Don't worry, it's very clear that the painting was done by a human, most likely a human with one eye removed and a feverent if incorrect understanding of design and anatomy.
Ryan North
We're all already aware of boobies; it is the general state of most people in North America! THANKS, MEDIA AND THE MALE GAZE.
Ryan North
Failure is just success rounded down.
Ryan North
I speculate that the genesis of the chicken-joke lies in some situation such as the one illustrated above, but over time the original context of the joke was lost, which left the chicken sadly decontextualized.
Ryan North
If you find you are not understanding my explanation for a joke, hit "F5" on your browser and the page will refresh and I will explain it again.
Ryan North
I'm suddenly worried people will think that I believe their religion can be summed up on four sex-obsessed sentences.
Ryan North
Sucking at something is the first step towards being sorta good at something.
Ryan North
I saw The Mountain Ghost last night and they were really good but also scary! Actually they are called the Mountain GOATS and do not feature scary g-g-g-ghosts. Luckily.
Ryan North
Good luck distinguishing which sign is the REAL sign when my entire front lawn is covered with thousands of little green signs - each with a different number! Ahahahah! I'll be EVERY address in the whole freakin' township! And what are you gonna do about it? Hopefully, NOTHING!
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I collect power supplies like other men collect meaningful relationships! THAT IS TO SAY, AT THE RATE OF ABOUT ONE A YEAR.
Ryan North
Man, staying at home is for chumps! You could shake the man's hand! YOU COULD TOTALLY SMOOCH HIM MAYBE. maybe not but still!
Ryan North
I'm totally applying assumed Creative Commons rights.
Ryan North
Strange things in the neighbourhood (partial list):.
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