Dudley Moore quotes

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. (Dudley Moore)
It seems that a lot of people, who haven't known of me as a pianist, think I've just started off as a comedian. And so for them the piano was something extra. But, of course, playing the piano was something that came before all of what's happened now. View quote
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Maybe the memory does play tricks. Increasingly, I'm thinking, 'What was their name? I knew that name yesterday.' I think that's what happens. At some point, I'll forget that I ever worked with Peter Cook, I suppose, and Alan Bennett and Jonathan Miller. View quote
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I'm always looking for meaningful one-night stands. View quote
Dudley Moore
I am trapped in this body, and there is nothing I can do about it. View quote
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I certainly did feel inferior. Because of class. Because of strength. Because of height. I guess if I'd been able to hit somebody in the nose, I wouldn't have been a comic. View quote
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I haven't had that many women - only as many as I could lay my hands on. View quote
Dudley Moore