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As much as I encourage communication with my readers, I don't want reviews from them, simply because I don't need to be hamstrung in the middle of working on something. (Christopher Moore (author))
It was sometimes difficult to reconcile a man's talents with his personality. View quote
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She laughed. My favorite music. View quote
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Everything in Venice is just a little bit creepy, as much as it's beautiful. View quote
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I love British cursing - the cadence of it, the joy in the sound of the words, and the vulgarity of it. View quote
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I've made a dog's breakfast of English history, geography, 'King Lear,' and the English language in general. View quote
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When you're telling stories, you are actually trying to illuminate some portion of the truth in an artful way. The story may immediately seem to be a lie, but it's like an impressionistic painting - you see the light and the color better than you would with a photo-realistic piece. View quote
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The Emperor decided to make a proclamation to his troops about the importance of compassion in the face of the rising tide of heinous fuckery and political weaselocity in the nearby kingdom of the United States. View quote
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There's always a bloody ghost. View quote
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There's some heinous fuckery goin' on mon. View quote
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This is a bawdy tale. Herein you will find gratuitous shagging, murder, spanking, maiming, treason, and heretofore unexplored heights of vulgarity and profanity, as well as non-traditional grammar, split infinitives, and the odd wank. (Christopher Moore (author))
We've been rehearsing a classic from antiquity,, the story of a young prince of Denmark who goes mad, drowns his girlfriend, and in his remorse, forces spoiled breakfast on all whom he meets. View quote
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But she's a redhead, so she's probably evil, even at her tender age." "I thought you liked redheads." "I do. What's your point? View quote
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I'll bet he was myrrh. Bastard, he brings the cheapest gift and now he wants to sodomize me. View quote
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Love? Sodding, bloody, tossing, bloody, sodding, bloody love? Irrelevant, superfluous, bloody, ruddy, rotten, sodding love? What ho? Wherefore? What the f*ck? Love? View quote
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Adeline had come to Christianity the same way she had come to sex and smoking:through peer pressure. Thinking about her six kids and her smoker's hack, she wondered if perhaps peer pressure didn't always lead to the best habits. View quote
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Will there be heinous fuckery, Pocket? View quote
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Praying is talking to God. Meditating is listening. View quote
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From Dickens's cockneys to Salinger's phonies, from Kerouac's beatniks to Cheech and Chong's freaks, and on to hip hop's homies, dialect has always been used as a way for generations to distinguish themselves. View quote
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San Francisco is a breathtakingly beautiful city, with lots of great contrasts between dark and light, often overlapping each other. It's a great setting for a horror story. View quote
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When I teach seminars, I tell people, 'Your stuff has to look like something that's out there, because otherwise nobody will take a chance on you.' (Christopher Moore (author))
Said I, in perfect fucking French. View quote
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