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Like God's own chocolate, I'd lick her shadow off a hot sidewalk. (Christopher Moore (author))
For me, 'Lamb' started out as a further exploration of the phenomenon of faith and the responsibility of a messiah that I touched on in 'Coyote Blue' and 'Island of the Sequined Love Nun,' but it ended up being an exploration of the true meaning of sacrifice, loyalty, and friendship. View quote
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I love you above all things, even pie. View quote
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Not unlike the toaster, I control darkness. View quote
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I've won Satan's lottery. View quote
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Actually, orcas aren't quite as complex as scientists imagine. Most killer whales are just four tons of doofus dressed up like a police car. View quote
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People, generally, suck. View quote
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Words, words, words, a million million words circle in my head like hawks, waiting to dive onto the page to rend and tear the only two words I want to write. Why me? View quote
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Blessed are the meek, for to them we shall say "attaboy". View quote
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Christmas crept into Pine Cove like a creeping Christmas thing: dragging garland, ribbon, and sleigh bells, oozing eggnog, reeking of pine, and threatening festive doom like a cold sore under the mistletoe. View quote
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Do we still have to floss?" Tommy asked. "I mean, what's the point of being immortal if we have to floss? (Christopher Moore (author))
Faith isn't an act of intelligence, it's an act of imagination. View quote
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He invented Kung Fu when translated to English means method by which short, bald guys can kick the bejeezus out of you. View quote
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Boredom can be a lethal thing on a small island. View quote
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Compliment but do not covet. View quote
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The prospect of change is a many-fanged beast, my dear. View quote
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You're trying to be tricky. What's morality?" "It's the difference between what's right and what you can rationalize." "Must be a human thing." "Exactly. View quote
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It turns out that one can perpetrate all manner of heinous villainy under a cloak of courtesy and good cheer. . .a man will forfeit all sensible self-interest if he finds you affable enough to share your company over a flagon of ale. View quote
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Only by being prepared for your death can you ever truly live. View quote
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Lonliness evaporated off of them like the steam off dry ice, and by morning it was just a cloud on the ceiling of the room, then gone with the light. View quote
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All killer whales are named Kevin. You knew that, right? (Christopher Moore (author))
I fear you may become a lonely man, even in the company of others. View quote
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It's very difficult to stay angry when a room full of bald guys in orange robes start giggling. Buddhism. View quote
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He has the attention span of a hummingbird. View quote
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I can be most colorful and inventive when I am angry. View quote
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