Rik Mayall quotes

Other people get moody in their forties and fifties - men get the male menopause. I missed the whole thing. I was just really happy. (Rik Mayall)
I had a very happy childhood, happy teenage years and I was famous by the time I was 22. A charmed life. View quote
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I was brought up to be a good boy and proud of myself so I suppress all the things about me that are bad. View quote
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On stage you can group 200 people together and scare them or embarrass them or whatever. You can't do that on TV. You have to use the conventions, that's why Kevin [Turvey] works so well. View quote
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Insanity is a very high art form. If everyone was insane, I wouldn't be here! View quote
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I don't have moments of weakness. I'm Rik Mayall. View quote
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It's difficult for me, to look into eyes of a journalist and trust him to present it as you say. View quote
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I once walked to school in my underpants and a soggy shoe because my shoe flew off into the river when I tried kicking a ball. My brother retrieved it, but then demanded my trousers, because his were soaked. View quote
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I can be gloriously stupid, but if it helps to divert peoples attentions from the grimness of life, I'm happy. View quote
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I've always had live audiences. View quote
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Luckily, I was spared bullying, although one kid at school, Dobson, always used to tease me about my surname. He'd say: "Look, it's Fe-Mayall!” One time he wouldn't stop and I thought "I'm going to have to hit him”. So I belted him and he lost his two front teeth, broke his nose and ended up in hospital. I was never picked on again after that! (Rik Mayall)