Tucker Max quotes - page 7
Tucker: I understand how female porn stars are selected, but if you are guy, and you don't have a huge cock or shoot 8-ropers, how do you get into the porn industry?
Mermaid: Networking, dude, networking.
Stripper: I don't know. I just fucked whoever they told me to. It paid good.
Tucker: Well isn't that pleasant? I bet your parents are beaming with pride.
Tucker Max
Here's to the people we've met,
And to the people we've fucked,
And to those of us
Who've had no such luck.
Here's to beer in the glass,
And vodka in the cup.
Here's to pokin' her in the ass
So she won't get knocked up.
Here's to all of you,
And here's to me,
Together as friends
we'll always be.
But if we should ever disagree,
Then FUCK ALL OF YOU, HERE'S TO ME!
Tucker Max
