Tucker Max quotes - page 5

The general intellectual level of South Florida is somewhere just above "functionally retarded". (Tucker Max)
You know that look a cop gives you when he's so confused that he doesn't even know how to respond? If you don't know that look, it means you haven't had enough fun in your life. View quote
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That's the beauty of alcohol. If you don't remember it, it didn't happen. View quote
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I've heard 14 year old meth addicted thai prostitutes say more prescient things than the woman that was supposedly a "professor. View quote
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My path to wisdom began when I stopped pretending to know things I didn't know. When I explicitly admitted to the limits of my knowledge, stopped building on ambiguity and ignorance, and instead realized that I knew nothing, not even the things I thought I knew. View quote
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Probably the best explanation for my success and other Internet writers, is that we're tapping a genre or a niche out there that needs to be filled and isn't. View quote
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Yes, the road to hell is paved with good intentions, but everyone forgets the second half of that quote: the road to heaven is paved with good actions. View quote
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The only thing that someone could say about me that would hurt me would be something that's true that I don't want to be. View quote
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The thing that I think about the most, and is the most rewarding to me, is the whole past. That I kind of went from nothing to something and I did it on my own, and I did it through hard work and smarts. View quote
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Things always work out for me because I do whatever I want without worrying about the consequences. View quote
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People have proven over and over that they will read if they are given something they like. The problem with reading is not reading, its that almost everything out there sucks. For so long, publishing has been run by a cartel of snobby pseudo-intellectual failed writers, and the resulting output has reflected not what the market wants, but what they think people are supposed to read. (Tucker Max)
The vast majority of all consequences, especially in 21st century America, are completely meaningless bullshit. View quote
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I find it truly appalling that there are people in the world like you. You are a disgusting, vile, repulsive, repugnant, foul creature. Because of you, I don't believe in God anymore. No just God would allow someone like you to exist. (Quoting feedback from a reader) View quote
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Gotta love alcohol and sex hormones. View quote
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There are fun nights, there are crazy nights, and then there are those nights that make men legends. View quote
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I started writing because it was about making my friends laugh, and when you're talking to your friends, you can't bullshit. View quote
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The idea that guys should walk into a bar and confidently initiate contact and then seduce a woman based on a short term conversation is a toxic cultural myth that robs guys of self-confidence and that holds them up to an unrealistic standard that they have to become a super-extraverted narcissist in order to 'score with women' View quote
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I'm never going to be Tolstoy. View quote
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Motherfucker. She leaves me no choice. Now I have to break her self-esteem, sleep with her and steal the shirt. View quote
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If you just don't have any idea what you want to do, the worst thing you can do is go to law school. If you can go to college, maybe it's fine to have four years of fun and learn a little bit, that's okay, but if you have to go two hundred thousand dollars in debt, that's not something I would recommend. View quote
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This may come as a shock to some of you, but I have a slightly volatile personality. I don't suffer fools well. (Tucker Max)
Failure instructs, failure improves. Failure shouldn't deter you. View quote
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It [eBook] is like introducing the machine gun to a revolutionary war. It changes everything. If you can reach your fans directly without having to go through a middle man, the entire economics of the publishing business changes. View quote
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What people who don't create don't understand, is that once you take money from the machine, the machine [movie industry] owns you. View quote
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Communication is not what we say, but what you hear (which is a lesson I wish our educational system understood) View quote
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