Tucker Max quotes - page 3

Look at the scope of writers who sell stuff. I'm at the very top of the power curve in terms of sales. (Tucker Max)
Tucker: You guys going to Milwaukee? Guy: Yes sir, heading home after a vacation. Tucker: Did you know there are midgets in Milwaukee? [The man and his wife are silent and confused.] Tucker: HUNDREDS OF THEM! View quote
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Helping reproductive services doesn't just help women in isolation. It helps men just as much. View quote
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I have about half a second to make a crucial decision: I can either sprint and hope I make it there before I shit in my boxers, or I can stick my thumb up into my ass and shuffle the 60 yards to lavatory freedom. View quote
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Nose full of fart, mouth full of cock, she never even paused. View quote
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You look like the type of people who would criticize a misspelling in a suicide note. View quote
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EEK EEK EEK!! That's dolphin for 'I'm sorry.' But you already knew that.. View quote
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Great Holy Jesus--it looks like he fell into Kentucky Fried Movie. View quote
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Redheadedcalin doll: Doll comes with an innocent smile. Pull her string and doesn't speak, she just opens her legs. View quote
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I was very thirsty. Laying in the bathtub, looking up at the faucet, I thought of a great idea. So I turned the nozzle on full blast, and put my mouth up to it. It was like drinking from a firehose, but I was too drunk and dehydrated to notice that I was getting completely soaked, or that water was shooting out of my nose. View quote
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I want someone who is my partner in life. Who supports me, and I support her. I can share all my experiences in life with her, and she can share hers back with me. Not only do we love each other, but we accept, embrace, nurture, and care for each other. (Tucker Max)
My parents got divorced when I was around a year old. My dad was essentially a nonentity in my life until I got to be about 16 or so. My mom was a flight attendant for PanAm, so I moved all over the world. London, Rio de Janeiro. View quote
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Having a soft major is nowhere near the career death sentence that so many make it out to be. The world is changing, and the U.S. economy with it. Our economy is shifting to a service- and information-based economy, and soft majors are already becoming more and more valuable. View quote
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When your buddy tells you a movie is good, that's worth 2,000 commercials. View quote
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I think that there's a lot of guys out there that want to read the equivalent of chick lit, but really there's not being much written for them. View quote
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I always laugh when people call me a misogynist. I... love women! Everything I do is to impress women. And if I hated women, why would half my fans be women? View quote
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There aren't a whole lot of people in culture that are unapologetically masculine. View quote
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I don't even pursue girls anymore. I mean, I could obviously still pursue girls. It's not like I can't. But I don't have to pursue girls anymore. Girls come to me. View quote
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I started my blog in 2002. That was pre-MySpace, pre-Facebook. That was back before newspapers realized they were going out of business. That was back when no one gave any credence to Internet writers. View quote
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I'm a decent-looking guy, but I've never walked into a room and got a girl because of how I looked. Look, I'm never excluded because of my looks. I just don't stand out. View quote
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Publishing companies are like schoolyard bullies that can't even fight well. (Tucker Max)
A personal brand is relevant to people who sell or create something relevant to who they are as a person. If you're not in that boat, which most people are not, personal branding makes no sense. View quote
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Whatever your favorite food is, if you eat it every day for a month, you're going to get sick of it. View quote
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Usually, whatever people's particular political leaning is, they either think I'm just like them or the opposite. View quote
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I think I just pick really smart and motivated people to work with - people who are probably going to do great things anyway - and I just teach them what I know, maybe teach them how to think a little clearer than they did before, and then off they go. View quote
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