Tucker Max quotes - page 2

Frankly, I'd rather make a little bit less money if it means living in a better world for books and publishing in the future. (Tucker Max)
No one wants to read a story where I saw a cute puppy on the street and I petted it. I mean, that's not funny. I only write about the funny stuff. View quote
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The haters always scream the loudest. View quote
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General reader feedback is usually pretty worthless. 99% of people give feedback that is irrelevant, stupid, or just flat out wrong. But that 1% of people who give good feedback are invaluable. View quote
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I sold a million books because I have a lot of fans, not because people hate me. View quote
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I've never really had a media edifice supporting me. View quote
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Calling one thing 'literature' and another 'fiction' is a way to create status where there is none. View quote
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My writing is authentic, and whatever happens in my life is what I write about. View quote
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Most of my success, I feel, comes from being a good editor as opposed to a great writer. View quote
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I'm not West Coast at all. I was born in Atlanta, but I grew up in Kentucky, outside of Lexington, in Winchester. View quote
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The narcissist act is not an act. I actually am a narcissist, very much so. My world revolves around me. (Tucker Max)
Make no mistake about it: Law school is not a bastion of intellectual discourse. View quote
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9:00: I don't know what I want. I just point at the Dollar Menu and say, 'Give me all of that.' View quote
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Yinzer: DAMN!! I wish I had your balls! Tucker:"I wish you had a breath mint, but I guess we don't always get what we wish for. View quote
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I don't want to compare myself to Picasso, but he had four or five periods in his life. Any good artist grows and changes and matures. View quote
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If you don't have a job right now, and you have a computer and a basic intelligence level, I guarantee you can get a great job, paying really well, in less than three months. How? Learn to program. View quote
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I could never kill myself. What if it doesn't work. Then I'll have failed at the only thing that could save me from my failures. Where do you go from there? View quote
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If you make comedy, if you try and make comedy where no one gets upset or offended, you're going to fail. View quote
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Random Girl after a hookup: "Do you love me" Tucker: "I don't understand the question. View quote
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I've come to learn that what really matters is the relationship, the quality of the relationship. View quote
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I think 20th century media were about tricking people - and the beauty of the Internet is you can't lie anymore. (Tucker Max)
Hollywood, it's just like high school. Whoever is pretty and popular, everyone wants to be with. View quote
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I was not developmentally disabled, but didn't mature at the same rate other kids did. View quote
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The Big Five publishing companies are dinosaurs trying to survive in a post-meteor world. They won't. View quote
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Leave it up to hipster nerds to pretend to hate something that they actually want. View quote
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