Harpo Marx quotes

Susan, an only child who never had any roots, and I, a lone wolf who got married 20 years to late, were adopted by the kids as much as they were by us. (Harpo Marx)
I was the same kind of father as I was a harpist - I played by ear. View quote
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Harpo, she's a lovely person. She deserves a good husband. Marry her before she finds one. View quote
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Many years ago a very wise man named Bernard Baruch took me aside and put his arm around my shoulder. "Harpo my boy," he said, "I'm going to give you three pieces of advice, three things you should always remember." My heart jumped and I glowed with expectation. I was going to hear the magic password to a rich, full life from the master himself. "Yes sir?" I said. And he told me the three things. I regret that I've forgotten what they were. View quote
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Like the East Side tenement, our house was seldom without the sound of music or laughter or questions being asked or stories being told. View quote
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If I'm trapped in a theatre, and a show starts disappointingly, I have a handy way of avoiding it: I fall asleep. View quote
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In 1944 James Arthur and Minnie Susan were added to the Marx household. View quote
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O, Harpo Death and thy clanking harp, hear! View quote
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No worse than a bad cold. View quote
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In the house in Beverly Hills where our four children grew up, living conditions were a few thousand times improved over the old tenement on New York's East 93rd Street we Marx Brothers called home. View quote
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