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Jerusalem Syndrome is actually a rare psychological condition that occurs to some visitors to the Middle East. They get to Israel and just snap.
Marc Maron
Comedy is obviously a matter of personal taste and the world always needs a clown and some people have no taste at all and any clown will do.
Marc Maron
The Internet has usurped the collective unconscious and access to cosmic consciousness has become difficult and almost primitive.
Marc Maron
In most cases the only difference between depression and disappointment is your level of commitment.
Marc Maron
Left wing, right wing, I am wingless and tired of trying to fly. Here comes the ground.
Marc Maron
For my next trick I will make everyone understand me.
Marc Maron
It's easy to maintain your integrity when no one is offering to buy it out.
Marc Maron
There are also always those burnt, hard kernels at the bottom that don't pop. You know why they don't pop? They don't pop because they have integrity.
Marc Maron
My dad is actually a manic depressive, which is very exciting half the time.
Marc Maron
I'm not completely sure we aren't all living in a hallucination now.
Marc Maron
I was also a big Woody Allen fan. When I got into college I listened to Lenny Bruce but it's taken me years to put him into context historically and really get what he did.
Marc Maron
Hopefully standup will become special again.
Marc Maron
Surveillance induced morality: relics of cultural retardation.
Marc Maron
When I was a young kid I loved Don Rickles, Buddy Hackett and Jackie Vernon.
Marc Maron
On some level any appearance on Television can be seen as a product endorsement.
Marc Maron
It may have lost its special-ness forever and the clubs might not being doing well but I think standup is in the best shape it has been in a long time.
Marc Maron
I think seeing Pryor's first movie, Live In Concert, when I was in high school changed my life. Pryor really put the heart in darkness for me.
Marc Maron
The bile makes it better. I am an information wasting machine - 100s of words a day.
Marc Maron
As a performer you are being used to keep people watching so the commercial endorsements that support the network can be seen by as many people as possible.
Marc Maron
When you actually meet the devil and he offers you a deal most artists eventually negotiate.
Marc Maron
I didn't know that people compared Bill Hicks and I but certainly I'm flattered if they do. I knew Bill a bit. We had dinner a couple of times and played guitar together once. I really tried to keep my distance from him professionally.
Marc Maron
In the sixties and seventies you could probably name all the great comics. It was still special.
Marc Maron
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