Sanjaya Malakar quotes

I don't eat sugary cereal. (Sanjaya Malakar)
I didn't know people had that much water in them! View quote
Sanjaya Malakar
I would have Simon Cowell sing 'Shiny Happy People' by R. E. M. just to show his true personality. View quote
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I can't tell you. I would say that if I did, I would have to kill you, but that wouldn't be polite. View quote
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Thank you! Welcome to the Universe of Sanjaya! View quote
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Let's give them something to talk about, other than H A I R! View quote
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I learned the hula, so now I know how to shake my booty Hawaiian style. View quote
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I like singing in the street, so if you saw a little Indian kid walking on the street singing loudly, that was probably me. View quote
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I hope she saw the passion, and no need to tell Mark Anthony about it. View quote
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Sour patch kids gone wild. View quote
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When life gives you lemons, get tequila and salt. (Sanjaya Malakar)
How can you look at this and not see it as the symbol for the self-referencing nature of progressive evolution. View quote
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I just wanted to sing on TV. View quote
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I drove a bus down Sunset Boulevard once, and I didn't kill anyone. View quote
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If you couldn't sing, which talent would you most like to have? Singing. View quote
Sanjaya Malakar
Sonia Mowlicker. View quote
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