Maureen Lipman quotes

Are you sitting comfortably? Then get up. This is no time for sloth. (Maureen Lipman)
The make-up sat on the surface of my skin like scrambled egg. View quote
Maureen Lipman
The plans of mice, men and Maureen gang aft a cock-up. View quote
Maureen Lipman
She taught us Hygiene. And you know what that meant: s-x, pr-cr-ation and p-r--ds. View quote
Maureen Lipman
I'm a games player by nature. Don't get me wrong. Nothing that involves movement. Like leaving my chair. View quote
Maureen Lipman