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Denis Leary quotes - page 6
I've always had a thing for Catwoman. Michelle Pfeiffer or Halle Berry in tight leather pants, with the boots - I'm pretty good with either one.
Denis Leary
I don't want a president like me! I suck, okay. I want an elitist, smart guy.
Denis Leary
I wasn't the best student. I wasn't stupid, but I wasn't paying a lot of attention.
Denis Leary
I really, really like 'Eastbound & Down.' It's one of the few things that makes me laugh.
Denis Leary
I didn't raise my kids with the fear of God.
Denis Leary
I don't watch 'American Idol.' I don't watch any of that stuff.
Denis Leary
What's politically correct a lot of times is not funny.
Denis Leary
Racism isn't born, folks, it's taught. I have a two-year-old son. You know what he hates? Naps! End of list.
Denis Leary
It says on the back of the Nyquil box, 'May cause drowsiness.' It should say, 'Don't make any plans, OK? Kiss your family and friends good-bye.'
Denis Leary
I can't text. My fingers are too big.
Denis Leary
Every actor thinks he can do comedy, and it's not true.
Denis Leary
I've eaten things that didn't complain this much.
Denis Leary
If you want a long-term relationship that doesn't require a lot of work, I say, get a dog. They love you no matter what. But when it comes to humans, there's no secret; you really have to appreciate the person every single day.
Denis Leary
If you see me doing a new stand-up special, it probably means I've been out of work for a while.
Denis Leary
I'm really good at laundry, and I have no problem cleaning the kitchen.
Denis Leary
When I'm on stage, that's me. It's blown up, but that's me.
Denis Leary
When I was a teenager, you couldn't get straight pants. Then in '76, when punk started to hit, it was a revelation that you could find straight pants again.
Denis Leary
You try to - you want to fly on both sides of the political fence because that's where the - where the comedy is.
Denis Leary
Jon Stewart is exactly the same guy he's always been, only with money. He knows that the moment he really believes he's important, the funny goes away and he becomes Bill O'Reilly, except shorter and Jewish.
Denis Leary
I think daycare is great for people who have to work two jobs. My problem is with people who are dropping kids off at daycare because they want to go out and spend the day golfing or getting their nails done. You know what I mean? That's not why they invented daycare.
Denis Leary
If a character dies, you get to do a big, juicy death scene. But the flip side is you're out of the sequel, which is where the real money is.
Denis Leary
I learned a long time ago, if you want to keep your friends in show business, don't get famous. Because as soon as you get famous, a lot of the people you used to know, who didn't, become incredibly bitter and jealous. It's part of the territory.
Denis Leary
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