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If you're over 52 years old and you're on Facebook, do us all a favor and log off now. (Denis Leary)
If I'm president, there are going to be government vans that drive around and pick up people who shouldn't be wearing certain clothing. Talk about lack of civil rights - I'm sorry, I'm pulling you right off the street, and we're giving you clothes that you're going to be O.K. in. View quote
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Most movies suck, even the independent ones. Hollywood is like baseball: Hit three good ones out of 10 and you're a Hall of Famer. View quote
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I'm pretty much a chocolate guy. I'm up for any type of chocolate. Any chocolate. View quote
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What I've learned is that life is too short and movies are too long. View quote
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Most of the women placed in the fire department here in New York never passed the physical test. And a fat guy or a short guy, or anybody not passing the test in a life-or-death job, leads to friction. View quote
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Kids are incredibly expensive. But it pays off later when they are better educated, bigger, and better-looking than you. And find you incessantly boring and uncool. View quote
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I remember 9/11; we had 'Comics Come Home' about a month after those events. That night, even the comedians were concerned. Would the audience be ready to laugh? It was a release for everyone. View quote
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One thing that's great about firefighters: If they don't have the equipment they desperately need, they don't have the help, they don't care. They'll do it on their own. View quote
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How many whales do we really need? I figure five. One for each ocean. View quote
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Firefighters are some of the most selfless public servants you will ever encounter. (Denis Leary)
I think all priests should be married. View quote
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Hockey's my favorite sport. View quote
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Wolfhounds helped kill off the wolves in Ireland. View quote
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The Social Wishlist on Facebook is a great example of everything right about social media. View quote
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I obviously identify with the anti-authority figure. I've pretty much always had problems with authority, ever since I was a kid. But, yeah, it's not identifying, I think it's more a part of my natural DNA that I question anybody who has a plan. Everybody's got to have an angle; that's the way I grew up. View quote
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George Carlin was great right up to the end of his life. But Richard Pryor was probably the best, most gifted stand-up comedian who will ever live. View quote
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No matter what anybody says, relationships are based on physical attraction. The first time I saw my wife, it was pure animal whatever. View quote
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I want you to take away the hope because that's the thing that's killing me. View quote
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For us as writers, it's really important to have songs we believe in - even before sometimes we shoot a scene. If we have a song that's so perfectly designed for a scene on 'Rescue Me,' we'll play it on loud speakers during the shooting. It helps the cameraman and it helps the director, and it helps the actors know what the feel is. View quote
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When I go to Batman movies, I always think, 'Man, I would like to be a bad guy in a Batman movie.' especially as they got darker when they go to the Christian Bale era. (Denis Leary)
I have a lot of conservative views on a lot of things. View quote
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I like Jesus, I mean, I think he was a good guy. View quote
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I'm a lapsed Catholic in the best sense of the word. View quote
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I'm not really a Spider-Man fan. I'm more of a Batman guy. View quote
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