Larry the Cable Guy quotes
We always have a tradition at our family reunion, we always have the family tug-of-war, and this year it was my dad's side of the family against my sister-in-law. She wins every year! I swear, she runs on diesel. That's a fat bastard, right there! She went on a diet one time, Little Debbie laid off 500 employees. Last Halloween, she dressed in white, came as a blizzard.
Larry the Cable Guy
Then there's a feller who got hit by a train! How the - how the heck do y'get hit by a train! I mean it's not like it'll jump up and attack ya at the last minute or nothin'! There's, like, a railroad there to give ya, y'know, a heads up sign! I tell ya, if you ever gonna get hit by a train, do this: [steps to side] TA-DA! There ya go! Attaboy!
Larry the Cable Guy
![Them [gas] prices are higher than a bus load of Mexicans at the Los Lobos concert. (Larry the Cable Guy)](https://cdn.quotesdtb.com/img/quotes_images_webp/87/larry-the-cable-guy-285887.webp)
