Ring Lardner quotes

A good many young writers make the mistake of enclosing a stamped, self-addressed envelope, big enough for the manuscript to come back in. This is too much of a temptation to the editor. (Ring Lardner)
They gave each other a smile with a future in it. View quote
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I've known what it is to be hungry, but I always went right to a restaurant. View quote
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He looked at me as if I were a side dish he hadn't ordered. View quote
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Are you lost daddy I arsked tenderly. Shut up he explained. View quote
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How can you write if you can't cry? View quote
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The family you come from isn't as important as the family you're going to have. View quote
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No one, ever, wrote anything as well even after one drink as he would have done with out it. View quote
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The only real happiness a ballplayer has is when he is playing a ball game and accomplishes something he didn't think he could do. View quote
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