Mike Lange quotes

And ladies and gentlemen, Elvis has just left the building! (Mike Lange)
Scratch my back with a hack saw! View quote
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Great Balls of fire! View quote
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Donna needs a doughnut! View quote
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He beat him like a rented mule. View quote
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(Insert Goaltender here) doesn't know whether to cry or wind his watch. View quote
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Call Arnold Slick from Turtle Crick! View quote
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She wants to sell my monkey! View quote
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Make me a milkshake, Malkin! View quote
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Let's go hunt moose on a Harley! View quote
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Shave my face with a rusty razor! (Mike Lange)
It's a... HOCKEY NIGHT in Pittsburgh! View quote
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Michael, Michael, Motorcycle. View quote
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Lord Stanley, Lord Stanley, get me the brandy! View quote
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And ladies and gentlemen, the kitchen is closed! View quote
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Buy Sam a drink and get his dog one, too! View quote
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And you can spit-shine your shoes Pittsburgh, you're going dancing with the Lord of Lords, Lord Stanley! View quote
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(Insert Goaltender here) just lost his liquor license. View quote
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Look out, Loretta. View quote
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Slap me silly, Sidney! View quote
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Get in the fast lane, Grandma, the bingo game's ready to roll! (Mike Lange)
He's smiling like a butchers dog! View quote
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Oh no, Eddie Spaghetti! View quote
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He smoked him like a bad cigar. View quote
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Hallelujah Hollywood. View quote
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