Artie Lange quotes - page 2

When I was a kid, I was into The New York Jets. And then I got into girls as I got older, and then I got back into the Jets because I'd realized there's times when the girl won't f*^k you, but the Jets will always f*^k you. (Artie Lange)
Of course in show business there are two ways to play it and I am not politically correct so I am not going to get endorsements or anything like that. View quote
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Comedians, we're just people who whine. But we happen to be funny when we whine. View quote
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I have been in a lot of movies, but none of them are critics' darlings, you might say. View quote
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And now it looks like I'm probably going to shoot a movie that I wrote. I got the money to do it, and I would star and all, because of being on Howard. View quote
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I once dealt with a prima donna on a movie set. I won't say who, but his first name is a country. A communist country. Run by Fidel Castro. View quote
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Historically, a successful life in comedy is a dream that's as equally pondered and unpursued as being an astronaut. View quote
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I used to be a longshoreman. I didn't go to college. I have a voice that when I say something, it can sound way meaner than you think it is. View quote
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When you're on the road a lot, you're in perpetual search of a good night's sleep. View quote
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I'm a comic, so I like to stay nocturnal. I work 10 p.m. to 1 a.m. View quote
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I ain't apologizing for anything, especially if it's a joke. (Artie Lange)
'Course the world of sports takes itself way too serious. Sports writers are all high and mighty. View quote
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As a child, as far as I was concerned, my dad had an amazing job, and we had all the money we needed. My life was so fun and carefree that I didn't realize at all that we weren't rich - until I met someone rich. Still, I've never met a rich kid who grew up as happy as I did. View quote
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Richard Lewis has this incredible ability to look like he's just... you know it's an act that's been honed. What you have to do in standup is create spontaneity, somehow; even though you've done this act a million times, you gotta look like you're almost just thinking of it now, to make it entertainer. View quote
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