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Cole, would it be okay if I crapped myself right now?
Scott Kurtz
My brain is hung like a horse!
Scott Kurtz
Yeah, humans are pretty cool, but if you hang out with them too long, they start treating you like a mascot.
Scott Kurtz
Despite the fact that my weapons and armor are in desperate need of repair, I blow the entire reward on ale and whores.
Scott Kurtz
Can't hear you. I'm inside my protective blanket of fear.
Scott Kurtz
I would, but I'm going to be busy all day converting beer into pee.
Scott Kurtz
It's like watching lemmings run off the cliff.
Scott Kurtz
You're a corporate whore. Merry Christmas.
Scott Kurtz