John Kruk quotes

I'm not an athlete. I'm a professional baseball player. (John Kruk)
I ain't an athlete, lady. I'm a ballplayer. View quote
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If you're playing for the Kansas City Royals about all you can do is beat your head against the wall. View quote
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Too many managers manage by what the postgame press conference is going to be. View quote
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People in West Virginia do have cars. We have indoor plumbing. We even use knives and forks. View quote
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I hated baseball. I really didn't like baseball at all until someone decided they were going to pay me... Every year I played in the big leagues, the day the season ended, I called my buddies in West Virginia and said, 'I'll be home tomorrow.' View quote
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On this Twitter thing, at least five people a day say 'bring back the mullet.' My wife told me I'm not allowed. Troy Tulowitzki wants me to grow a rat-tail for his charity. I was like, 'What the heck is a rat-tail?' View quote
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