Chuck Klosterman quotes - page 3

If you stare long enough at anything, you will start to find similarities. The word "coincidence” exists in order to stop people from seeing meaning where none exists. (Chuck Klosterman)
It is important to have questionable friends you can trust unconditionally. View quote
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Styx and The Stones may break my bones but 'More than Words' will never hurt me. View quote
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Unless you're Shannon Hoon (of Blind Melon), dying is the only thing that guarantees a rock star will have a legacy that stretches beyond temporary relevance. View quote
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The message of "The Winner Takes It All" is straightforward: It argues that the concept of relationships ending on mutual terms is an emotional fallacy. One person is inevitably okay and the other is inevitably devastated. View quote
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The goal of being alive is to figure out what it means to be alive. View quote
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In New York, people are unhappy on purpose, because unhappiness makes them seem more complex; in Washington DC it just sort of works out that way. View quote
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Internet porn makes everything more reasonable -- once you've realized there is a massive subculture of upwardly mobile people who think it's erotic to see an Asian woman giving a hand job to a javelina, nothing else in the world seems crazy. View quote
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Outcasts may grow up to be novelists and filmmakers and computer tycoons, but they will never be the athletic ruling class. View quote
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It was the kind of love you can only feel toward someone you don't actually know. View quote
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Gay marriage should be legalized in america because gay men are the only men who want to be married. (Chuck Klosterman)
The falling flakes were random and without purpose; the snow was drunker than she was. View quote
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Do you know people who insist they like 'all kinds of music'? That actually means they like no kinds of music. View quote
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Sometimes I think children are the worst people alive. And even if they're not-even if some smiling toddler is as pure as Evian-it's only a matter of time. View quote
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My mind and gut are never simpatico: Every time I think somebody likes me, she doesn't; every time I think somebody doesn't like me, she does. This has never changed and I'm certain it never will. View quote
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Important things are inevitably cliché. View quote
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This is what being alive feels like, you know? The place doesn't matter. You just live. View quote
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Saying you like "Piano Man" doesn't mean you like Billy Joel; it means you're willing to go to a piano bar if there's nothing else to do. View quote
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It's possible this whole "Why do Latinos love Morrisey?" question will haunt us forever. Fortunately, Canadian academics are on the case. View quote
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If invited, you would go to this person's wedding and give them a spice rack, but you would secretly hope that their marriage ends in a bitter, public divorce. View quote
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If you meet someone who has the same first name as this person, you immediately like them less. (Chuck Klosterman)
But the bottom line is that I am still willing to die a painful public death, assuming my execution destroys the game of soccer (or - at the very least - convinces people to shut up about it). View quote
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Psychologically, the internet is very marxist. Everyone with a modem has access to the same information, so we all get jammed into a technological middle class. View quote
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If this person slept with your girlfriend, she would never be attractive to you again. View quote
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You have punched this person in the face. View quote
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