Walt Kelly quotes

We have met the enemy and he is us. (Walt Kelly)
Y'see, when you start to lick a national problem you have to go after the fundamentables. You want to cut down air pollution? Cut down the original source... Breathin! View quote
Walt Kelly
Don't take life so serious, son, it ain't nohow permanent. View quote
Walt Kelly
God is not dead - He is merely unemployed... View quote
Walt Kelly
Some is more equal than others, as is well known. It ain't that your majority is outnumbered, you're just out-surrounded. View quote
Walt Kelly
Eventually every man gotta face the problem of tryin' to figger if it's worthwhile to prove that he is himself. View quote
Walt Kelly
We are confronted with insurmountable opportunities. View quote
Walt Kelly
Looking back on things, the view always improves. View quote
Walt Kelly
The best break anybody ever gets is in bein' alive in the first place. An' you don't unnerstan' what a perfect deal it is until you realizes that you ain't gone be stuck with it forever, either. View quote
Walt Kelly
I been readin' 'bout how maybe they is planets peopled by folks with ad-vanced brains. On the other hand, maybe we got the most brains...maybe our intellects is the universe's most ad-vanced. Either way, it's a mighty soberin' thought. View quote
Walt Kelly
Foo, a beautiful gal wastes her time gracin' up this swamp. (Walt Kelly)
So we got fifty percent. Babe Ruth didn't do no better. - Did you mean hittin' it... or throwin' it? View quote
Walt Kelly
Is we runnin' TO it or FROM it? View quote
Walt Kelly
Suspicion is the mother of invention And a fishin' expedition Needs no repetition For the end is never new: you need a friend and you. View quote
Walt Kelly
The natural born reason we didn't git no yew-ranium when we crosses the li'l yew tree and the gee-ranium is on account of cause we didn't have no geiger counter. View quote
Walt Kelly
It is not good enough for things to be planned - they still have to be done; for the intention to become a reality, energy has to be launched into operation. View quote
Walt Kelly
In like a dimwit, out like a light. View quote
Walt Kelly
Not all segregationists are lunatics, or even dishonest men. View quote
Walt Kelly
Eventual Porky, I figger ev'ry critter's heart's in the right place. View quote
Walt Kelly
Halp! My powerful brain is blowed itself up! View quote
Walt Kelly
Ever since I heard you is got a million dollars I notice you is fraught with perspicacity. (Walt Kelly)
As we thrash on to a finish through the current thicket of flags and banners, we realize it is no finish at all, but a new inning. Secure in the rules, we know that, given three strikes, the truth will out. View quote
Walt Kelly
I'll tell you, son, the minority got us out-numbered! View quote
Walt Kelly
If you gotta be wrong 'bout somthin', that's 'bout the best thing they is to be wrong 'bout. View quote
Walt Kelly
Every burden is a blessing. View quote
Walt Kelly